I recently came across someone who talked too much.  This  person had both an unpleasant disposition and  an affinity for the sound of their own voice (Translation:  loud-mouthed nasty little cuss with nothing good to say).  Because said person also seemed to have a propensity towards sarcasm, maliciousness and cattiness they now have the unfortunate distinction of reminding me of a dog.    One of those little annoying yappy dogs. You want to like them because they’re kinda cute; but then they open their annoying yappy little traps and you realize that you just want to kick them across the room to make them shutup.

I must be a cat person.